Fancy Schmancy

Anything calling itself a 'fancy' is bound to be stupid, because 'fancy' as a noun means 'having no purpose whatsoever'. Case in point: Pom pom leg fancies.

Anyone under the age of 30 would never be caught dead wearing these things, and anyone over the age of 30 who tries should be smacked.

I'm going to keep these in my bookmarks, though, just in case marching bands become the new black.